And now I'm only back because I want to tell you about my new book.
(I know: it's ok to be angry with me).
So...
*drum roll*
...here is the book that proves that me writing a whole novel all the way through WASN'T A FLUKE!
Yay :-).
When Captain Thomas Edwards returns home after twenty years at sea to take ownership of the White Hart Inn following the death of his father, he has not even reached the edge of the village before he comes across a miscreant stealing apples from a local farmer’s orchard. Upon discovering that the thief is a young woman named Ellen who has been employed in his father’s inn for years, he considers it his responsibility to bare her bottom and spank her soundly.
